December 18, 2003
I was looking through my stats today and noticed a guy had queried "What happens in bed when lights turn off." I'm the first site. Do any of you know the answer?
Posted by charr at 1:58 PM
Well, I imagine that depends entirely on who is in the bed, eh?For me, the answer is sleep.
That's when I get into my gray bunny pajamas, the room turns to an ocean, the bed transforms into a boat, and I sail off to have a party with the Wild Things. But I have a feeling that's just me...
You know, if this were most any other site, I would think that you were looking for a little comment sex with a question like that. ;) I'll assume you're not.As it is, I can only reply that Google is a strange and magical thing that responds quite unpredictably at times. Also dangit, Levi stole the other thing I was going to write.
Jan, I think that's perhaps what the person was thinking about, and I think for that reason I found it all the more funny.Personally, when the light goes out, I lie in bed thinking about things and whether the mice are going to return and jump on me (it happened once).
Personally, when I'm in bed and the lights turn off, it gets dark. Now, is this the part where you ask me what I'm wearing? Any heavy breathing? :) It's hilarious that you're the top search result for that. You have to worry about mice jumping on you? Good grief. That would drive me crazy.
On the bright side, if mice are jumping on you at least you're not alone.